We all know
women are God's greatest creation, and they make our existence in this
world bearable. But who knew that one woman, Pamela Anderson Lee, would
be such a great source of mathematical wonder and really keen charts and
tables?
The Ratio of Pamela's
Breasts over Pamela's Head vs. Time
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As previously suspected,
and as demonstrated in this recently up-dated chart. The
"temporary" slight-dip in the chart has swung back up,
substantially ! ! ! It is now quite
obvious that Pam has in fact "super-sized" her Boobs...
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exists (at this time...)
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Notice that in the early years, Pamela was
lacking of breasts. As they grew, they grew quickly then tapered off.
Then, at around the age of 22, she had her first implants. Her breast
size grew exponentially for a time before tapering off just before the
age of 29. A couple of years later (for those of us who keep track of
this stuff) most of the male population on planet Earth were
dis-heartened to learn of Pam's decision to "downsize" her implants.
However, this "down-sizing" lasted only several months...
Pamela's Breast
Size vs. The Amount of Silicone in the Earth |
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Please note that there is a distinct &
direct relationship between Pamela's Breasts and the amount of
silicone remaining in the Earth.
# of
Pentium Motherboards that can be made from the silicone in
Pamela's current breasts: |
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Notice the similarities between
the Earth and Pamela's Breasts. |
Here's photo evidence. Please
note the distinct size change in each picture. |
For what other
celebrities does the theory hold true? |
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From left to
right: Anna Nicole Smith, Erika Eleniak, Carmen Electra, Jenny
McCarthy, and Demi Moore |
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Despite draining the world of most of it's
silicon, Pam's
breast augmentations can also be attributed to giving
the plastic
surgery industry a much needed lift.
Pam no doubt took plenty of time to think
about her
breast augmentation procedures and made sure the
plastic
surgery prices were appropriate.
So... You are still looking
for more Pamela
~ Then you can't afford to miss ~
